Stable Boy: I am not a worthy suitor to my Lady. I am nothing but her riding instructor. I have no money or power to offer to her.
Bard: At least you have stable employment.
I just finished reading the Way of Kings, and I am so Noha-done with you guys right now.
garrus being horrified to discover that hes only actually a rebel by turian standards and would be considered a “huge nerd” and “some kind of hall monitor” by all other cultures
Made me think of this: http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/sh080712effort_to_find.jpg