I survived a bout of Jedi’s nightblogging and all I got was this silly Tumblr post.
And the mental image of Steve Rogers’ nigh-on-centennial underpants.
Wayne is, in fact, a better dancer than Wax. Now this is no surprise when it comes to Roughs-dancing, which is like Western US country square mixed with Russian Folk, but Wayne can actually waltz Lord Ladrian under the table as well, much to his embarrassment.
Seons have a form of dance. Think a fusion of fireflies, the tango and Blue Angels stunt flying, and you’re close.
Lightsong once led his entire Lifeless division in a massive bollywood-esque dance number. Blushweaver was the only one of the Returned amused by this.
Dancespren look like a pair of purple legs, and only really come out when someone is putting their heart and soul into the movements. Axies is still trying to find someone who will boogie hard enough to get them to appear.
Lift, I’d imagine, is the only person on Roshar who could rival Kaladin’s wall-dancing ability, and probably more than willing to take him on in the silly Alethi man-dancing. Whether she’d be able to goad him into accepting the challenge, and whether anyone would think either of them were any good if they could just view them at the proper angle is less certain.
Hoid can do every form of dance in the Cosmere. He rarely does ones appropriate to his current surroundings though, making judging his general skill difficult.
My headcanons about Cosmere dance are weird.
WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.
Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.
If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.